Not Funny...

In the car, on the way to pregnant woman yoga class:

Wife: I think I have super hearing today.

Me: You do seem to have picked up on a lot of little sounds that I've missed today. Then again, I have a tendency to filter out annoying little sounds pretty quickly.

Wife: Ugh, we are going to be really late...

Me: Did you say something?

She didn't think it was funny either.